Updated: May 25, 2019
If you’re going to break and enter, it’s best not to leave your business card.
Yep, this is it. The black bag from yesterday. It contains our intruder’s cell phone, prescription medicine with his name, even Chapstick with his DNA.
Hey, I’m just saying, if you want to break into someone’s house, it might be wise not to leave your personal belongings behind.
You can’t fix stupid.
A word of wisdom from the best book on wisdom – bone up on the book of Proverbs. It will save you a world of stupid.